The Ultimate Breakup Box™

When a regular breakup box simply isn't enough.

The Ultimate Breakup Box™ is the full HTYN experience. Packed with petty, comforting, chaotic, and feel-better essentials for surviving the breakup, embracing the drama, and reminding her exactly who the hell she is.

Whether you're sending it to your best friend after the world's worst breakup or buying it for yourself because you deserve compensation for what you just went through — this is the box.

WHAT’S INSIDE

• Large candle

• Large Burn Book

• Petty Plush™ voodoo doll

• Gold-rim “Bad Bitch” shot glass

• Large Lindt chocolate bar

• Hershey’s Kisses

• Breakup playlist QR card

• Certificate of Closure

• “Finally a Good Match” matches

• Red Flag stickers

• 3 Petty Fortune scrolls

• Self-care item

• Tear Towel

• Petty Pen

• Revenge Glitter Card

• Emotional Baggage makeup bag

• HTYN keychain

• HTYN sticker

• Personal message from the sender

All packed inside our signature checkered box with the full He’s Trash, You’re Not™ treatment.

Perfect for: brutal breakups, divorces, cheating exes, situationships from hell, best-friend emergencies, or anyone who deserves the breakup care package to end all breakup care packages.