Sometimes closure isn’t given. Sometimes it’s delivered.
The Closure Kit™ is the breakup care package for getting through the heartbreak with humor, attitude, and a reminder of who the hell you are.
Dumped. Ghosted. Breadcrumbed. Finally blocked him. Whatever happened, consider this the official emotional damage recovery kit.
WHAT’S INSIDE
• Petty Plush™
• Small Candle
• Breakup Playlist QR Code
• Milk Chocolate Bar
• Personal Message From Sender
• Small Burn Book
• “Bad Bitch” Shot Glass
• Certificate of Closure
Funny. Petty. Surprisingly therapeutic.
PERFECT FOR
• Breakups & bad exes
• The friend who just got dumped
• Divorce celebrations
• Finally-blocked-him moments
• Newly single eras
• Sending yourself what he definitely isn’t going to
Each Closure Kit™ is assembled by hand, packaged ready to gift, and shipped straight to their door.
Because moving on deserves a ceremony.
Sometimes closure isn’t given. Sometimes it’s delivered.
The Closure Kit™ is the breakup care package for getting through the heartbreak with humor, attitude, and a reminder of who the hell you are.
Dumped. Ghosted. Breadcrumbed. Finally blocked him. Whatever happened, consider this the official emotional damage recovery kit.
WHAT’S INSIDE
• Petty Plush™
• Small Candle
• Breakup Playlist QR Code
• Milk Chocolate Bar
• Personal Message From Sender
• Small Burn Book
• “Bad Bitch” Shot Glass
• Certificate of Closure
Funny. Petty. Surprisingly therapeutic.
PERFECT FOR
• Breakups & bad exes
• The friend who just got dumped
• Divorce celebrations
• Finally-blocked-him moments
• Newly single eras
• Sending yourself what he definitely isn’t going to
Each Closure Kit™ is assembled by hand, packaged ready to gift, and shipped straight to their door.
Because moving on deserves a ceremony.
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