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The Chaos Box
For the breakup that requires more than closure.
The Chaos Box™ is packed with petty, funny, feel better essentials for when heartbreak turns into absolute chaos. Burn it, write it down, laugh about it, blast the playlist, and remember who the hell you are.
WHAT’S INSIDE
Medium candle
Medium Burn Book
Petty Plush™
“Bad Bitch” shot glass
Hershey’s chocolate bar
Breakup playlist QR card
Certificate of Closure
“Finally, a Good Match” matches
Red Flag stickers
Personal message from the sender
Packaged in our signature checkered box.
Perfect for
Breakups, divorces, situationships, cheating exes, terrible decisions, best-friend interventions, or anyone currently experiencing an entirely reasonable amount of emotional chaos.
For the breakup that requires more than closure.
The Chaos Box™ is packed with petty, funny, feel better essentials for when heartbreak turns into absolute chaos. Burn it, write it down, laugh about it, blast the playlist, and remember who the hell you are.
WHAT’S INSIDE
Medium candle
Medium Burn Book
Petty Plush™
“Bad Bitch” shot glass
Hershey’s chocolate bar
Breakup playlist QR card
Certificate of Closure
“Finally, a Good Match” matches
Red Flag stickers
Personal message from the sender
Packaged in our signature checkered box.
Perfect for
Breakups, divorces, situationships, cheating exes, terrible decisions, best-friend interventions, or anyone currently experiencing an entirely reasonable amount of emotional chaos.