The Chaos Box

$65.00

For the breakup that requires more than closure.

The Chaos Box™ is packed with petty, funny, feel better essentials for when heartbreak turns into absolute chaos. Burn it, write it down, laugh about it, blast the playlist, and remember who the hell you are.

WHAT’S INSIDE

  • Medium candle

  • Medium Burn Book

  • Petty Plush™

  • “Bad Bitch” shot glass

  • Hershey’s chocolate bar

  • Breakup playlist QR card

  • Certificate of Closure

  • “Finally, a Good Match” matches

  • Red Flag stickers

  • Personal message from the sender

Packaged in our signature checkered box.

Perfect for

Breakups, divorces, situationships, cheating exes, terrible decisions, best-friend interventions, or anyone currently experiencing an entirely reasonable amount of emotional chaos.

Box Type:

For the breakup that requires more than closure.

The Chaos Box™ is packed with petty, funny, feel better essentials for when heartbreak turns into absolute chaos. Burn it, write it down, laugh about it, blast the playlist, and remember who the hell you are.

WHAT’S INSIDE

  • Medium candle

  • Medium Burn Book

  • Petty Plush™

  • “Bad Bitch” shot glass

  • Hershey’s chocolate bar

  • Breakup playlist QR card

  • Certificate of Closure

  • “Finally, a Good Match” matches

  • Red Flag stickers

  • Personal message from the sender

Packaged in our signature checkered box.

Perfect for

Breakups, divorces, situationships, cheating exes, terrible decisions, best-friend interventions, or anyone currently experiencing an entirely reasonable amount of emotional chaos.